THE WATCHMEN FILES
Cast
Who watches the Watchmen? Well, heck, we do.
Main Characters
NAME(S): Rorschach, Splotchface
NOTES: An inquisitive and brutal psychopath who takes it upon himself to solve the murder of The Dead Comedian. Amuses himself by breaking the fingers of random troublemakers and Communists.
KEY WORD: Hurm
NAME(S): Doctor Manhattan, Jon Osterman, MegaSmurf
NOTES: An omipotent, omniscient, giant nude smurf. Can see all of time and space, can replicate into multiple bodies. Can sing the blues and host a bar mitzvah. Can, in short, do pretty much anything. No wonder Bimbo Lass fell for him.
KEY WORD: Smurfy
NAME(S): Nite Owl, Daniel Dreiberg, Captain Pudgey
NOTES: A retired, middle-aged superhero who has let himself go, much to the chagrin of Splotchface. Is swiftly seduced by the super-power of Bimbo Lass's mini-skirt.
KEY WORD: Flabby
Other Characters
LORD SMARTYPANTS: The smartest superhero in the world. Likes to accuse people of Nazism.
THE DEAD COMEDIAN: A murdered rapist Nazi and, hence, the funniest hero in the series.
BIMBO LASS: Very saucy young lady whose superpowered short skirt enables her to seduce both MegaSmurf and Captain Pudgey. Tragically she does not make them wrestle for her affections.
