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Score: 7.9 / 10 
Yo-Yo Movies
I'd like to see a movie come out about an underprivileged boy who takes up yo-yoing as a hobby and is eventually given the chance to win the world yo-yo championships. Which he does against all odds and despite devious yo-yo tampering. It would be the feelgood movie of the year a la Rocky, The Karate Kid and Reservoir Dogs. More importantly, it could introduce the word 'yo-yo-tastic' to the English language. An introduction that, I feel, is long overdue.
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