THOUGHT
Score: 7 / 10 
Yellow Jacket
I reckon an awesome job would be as one of the tour guides in the Tour De France. Sure, the pay's not that great. And sure, you only get six weeks of work a year. And sure, you have to ride backwards, one hand on the microphone, one hand pointing out beautiful landscapes while you reveal interesting historical facts to a group of cyclists more interested in pedalling like durn fools than listening to you. And sure, you're bound to get urine all over you during the drug-testing.
But you sure get to say 'sure' a lot. And that's an opportunity not often seen these days. And certainly not in French. Ce marques il tout valable.
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