THOUGHT
Score: 7.2 / 10 
Wishing Well
For how much longer are we going to put up with this on-going confusion between wishing wells and well-wishers?! Frankly, the people who take precious time to express kind hopes for my future are getting a little fed up with my tendency to respond by hurling coins in their faces. Let's end the madness, people.
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