THOUGHT
Score: 7.7 / 10 
Why I Like Bats
The thing that impresses me most about bats is the way they use sonar to navigate their way around the world. They have the ability to emit high-pitched squeals and they use the echoes from these sounds to build up a sonic picture of the world around them. It really is amazing when you think about it. And it's an indictment on Mariah Carey that she has not taken the time or effort to develop the same ability.
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