Vegetarianism
What I don’t understand is why vegetarians don’t eat pork. I mean, vegetarians don’t literally just eat vegetables, do they? They eat fruit, for example, as well. And pigs are fruit, are they not? They grow on trees, you pick them off, they squeal a little bit and you eat them. And they’re delicious. So, what’s the problem? No, wait. I’m thinking of figs. Still, my point is this: Wasn’t Porky Pig’s stutter annoying? Boy, I would have liked to have strung him up from a tree.
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Posted: July 19th, 2000 under thoughts.
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