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Score: 8 / 10 
Look! Up In The Sky
The best thing about being able to fly would be if you got in a fist fight with somebody you could let them land the first punch and then go flying back through the air about thirty or forty metres as if the other person had thrown the most powerful punch ever. He'd then get overconfident and you could sneak around behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a rake. Also, you could find a group of people who were hang-gliding and tell them you have an invisible hang-glider and fly around with them for a bit and maybe one of them would offer to buy the invisible hang-glider off you and you'd make some easy money. Then he'd probably get mad at you when he realised that the invisible hang-glider didn't exist so, uh-oh, better get that rake ready.
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