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Score: 7.7 / 10 
Triumphing Over Evil
While never achieving the acclaim of his more famous twin brother, daycare worker and semi-professional philanthropist Good Knievel still managed to live a fulfilling and robust life, planting mulberry bushes for the insane and caring for bear-ravaged orphans. His well-adjusted ego and sense of personal equilibrium was oft-remarked upon, and it is perhaps this that makes his misguided, and ultimately fatal, decision to leap the Grand Canyon in a specially designed speedboat so inexplicable and technically crazy.
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