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Score: 7.2 / 10 
Totally Nuts
People often ask me whether I'm, like, just totally nuts. (No, seriously, they do.) And that hurts. No, I'm not crazy. I'm perfectly sane. And my friend, Blinky the High-Jumping Donut, has run the psychiatric tests to prove it. So let's not mention it again, okay?
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