THOUGHT
Score: 7 / 10 
Time To Die
You know what I would find refreshing?
Common Situation: Captured by an evil mad scientist, gloating and cackling. Aforementioned mad scientist seals me into his death trap (say, a giant curling iron of some ilk). Mad Scientist utters the phrase 'Time to die, Mr Bond' (mad scientists always call me 'Mr Bond'. I have no idea why, but then, they are mad).
At that point, what would be refreshing would be if he then pulled out a small cube with the numbers one to six on appropriate faces (or '1d6' if you prefer - hi, AD&D geeks) and just started a-rolling. Refreshing, pun-tastic and vastly less lethal. The magic trifecta.
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