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Score: 7.4 / 10 
Human Statues
You know those damn fool street performers who entertain passers by with their uncanny ability to stand perfectly still and pretend to be a statue? Of course you do. You're not an idiot or a Big Brother contestant. I bet there were a lot of people at Human Statue Class who used to be annoyed at how easy it was for an unruly student to curry favour with the teacher once disciplined. One second they're being sent to the corner for tomfoolery. The next, they've caught the teacher's eye and been singled out for praise for their corner stillness. I doubt any other form of street performer schooling would have had such a smooth transition process from Klass Klown to Teacher's Pet. This, of course, explains why there are so few Human Statue Swots. Yet another sociological mystery unravelled by the power of pure deductive logic.
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