THOUGHT
Score: 7.7 / 10 
Spoon Bending
You know that guy who bends spoons with his thoughts? Does that impress anybody? I mean, it's just a spoon. Now, if he could bend, like, a steel girder then I'd be impressed. But bending spoons doesn't exactly provide a boon to society. I can bend spoons. Sure I use my hands but it's not really that much trouble.
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