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Sinisterer And Sinisterer
One of the advantages of being left-handed is that if somebody challenges you to a pillow-fight you can secretly just before the fight tape a felt pen to the inside of the pillowcase of your opponent (let us assume that it is Rick Astley) and douse your pillowcase in chloroform. Then when the fight begins you can smother Rick's face with the pillow, knocking him out. You would then reach inside his pillow and draw glasses and a big curly moustache on him using the felt pen, making him look ridiculous when he woke up. A handsome victory to you. (Note that right-handers can also use this trick but they should then hold the felt pen in their right hand, otherwise their moustache drawing will very likely come out all wobbly and hopeless.)
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