THOUGHT
Score: 7.4 / 10 
The Sims
Theory: The computer game 'The Sims' is boring.
Proof: If playing 'The Sims' was an interesting way of spending one's time then the little Sim-people would play it themselves on their little Sim-puters, instead of running around, talking, going to parties, butchering one another or whatever it is they do. The fact that they do not do this tells us immediately that playing 'The Sims' is a tedious way to spend one's life. QED
(And just in case I'm out of the loop, Sim-wise, and these days they do play some kind of 'Meta-Sims' game, surely that's even sadder, is it not?? You're playing a computer game that lets you pretend to play a computer game. Do these Meta-Sim games enclose yet another Sim game? Where does the boring no-life loser recursion end, people? Where does it end??)
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