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Score: 7 / 10 
Silver Anniversary
Here's a tip for those of you who have been married to The Lone Ranger for nigh on twenty-five years. As your upcoming silver anniversary approaches, take time out to make perfectly clear to your masked husband that the appropriate gift would be one based around the precious metal, rather than his long-suffering namesake steed. A highly specific tip, to be sure, but one guaranteed to avoid disappointment.
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