THOUGHT
Score: 7 / 10 
Shoes
If you're a goody two-shoes and you're, say, trying to return some excess money that was erroneously given to you in change and in the process you fall under a threshing machine and have to have one of your feet amputated, do you subsequently become only half as virtuous?
I think we should conduct some experiments to find out.
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