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Score: 7.8 / 10 
Rock Pretenders
You know what I hate? People who pretend to be rocks. Why would you do that? What could you possibly gain from curling up in a ball on the ground and not moving and just pretending to be some form of boulder? Admittedly, I've never actually seen anybody do this or, for that matter, never heard of anybody, anywhere, doing this or even thinking about doing this. Which is just as well, because just the thought makes me all upset and cross and bilious.
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