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Ripper
Most people pooh-pooh the antics of Jack the Ripper and his incessant slaughtering of Whitechapel prostitutes. But has anybody else considered the possibility that his actions were simply a justified and long-sighted pre-emptive strike against the movie Pretty Woman?
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