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Ring Tones
Personalised ring tones for your mobile phone. They're all the rage. Unless, of course, you're in the USA, where personalized ring tones for your cell phone are the thing that's summoning up all the fury. But let's not get bogged down over the Americans and their amusing language quirks. There'll be plenty of time for that later, especially if you implement the following time-saving ring tone tip:
Next time a friend, family member, colleague, admirer, telemarketer, stalker or one of the instructors on Aerobics Oz Style calls, record the first thirty seconds of mindless 'hey, how's it going?, fine, cool, what's up with you? not much' chat that invariably precedes the actual conversation. Then simply assign that tedious chit-chat as that person's ring tone. When next they call, you'll be ready to skip straight to the main conversational event, saving precious seconds from your day that can now be more fruitfully spent ridiculing the Americanos.
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