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Score: 7.1 / 10 
Rhythmic Gymnastics
I've been watching rhythmic gymnastics and, although it's clearly not a sport, I find it almost unbelievably fascinating. These women are so flexible and graceful and flexible and flexible and so on...They intrigue me, for some indefinable reason. However, when they finish they don't do a "And they're my breasts" at the end, which is very disappointing. I like the "And they're my breasts" things which the other female gymnasts do at the end of their routines (you know, backflip, spin, twirl, land, regain balance, and..."they're my breasts"), it's such a blatant final grab for points from the male judges. You have to admire that. I do think, however, that, given the propensity for the "And they're my breasts" conclusion to the gymnast's routines that they should consider letting a girl in with only moderate gymnastic ability but really great breasts. Because I think that she would win. The judges would be watching her fall and stumble and so on and be thinking 6.2, 6.5, whatever, then she'd do her "And they're my breasts" and they'd start thinking "Well, maybe I've misjudged her. Let's round it up to, say, 9.9". It would work...
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