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Proclaimers
Proclaimers! Thousands of them... as far as the eye could see. It was a magnificent sight, as these unique beasts migrated hundreds and hundreds of miles (more than five hundred in some cases!) across the African savannah. Their distinctive song and unusual dancing and posturing invoked a sense of spirituality that would make even the most miserable and jaded pop tenor happy beyond measure. I smiled as I watched them gallop, heads bobbing idiotically. I shot one for my boardroom, and watched the others career off wildly... a strange and loathsome sight. -- Excerpt from 'Proclaimers - Nature's Most Baffling Misjudgement' by Dr Rick Astley, PhD (Zoology, Hair-Styling)
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