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Pluots
While lazing about on holiday the last few days, I was introduced to an exciting new hybrid fruit. It's a combination of a plum and an apricot, and it goes by the startling hybrid name of 'pluot'. You may think that's a terrible name for a fruit, but, on the other hand, the alternative was 'apricum'.
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