THOUGHT
Score: 8.5 / 10 
Picasso
If your name was Picasso, then you'd probably be generally quite proud of it. 'Stan Picasso,' you would say. 'Yes, like the artist,' you would confirm. You would flash it around and smile and feel pretty pleased with yourself and your famous name. Unless, of course, you were a plastic surgeon, in which case the jokes would no doubt rapidly grow tiresome (eg 'nose goes over here, Dr Picasso' or 'don't get too artistic on me now, Doc' or 'please don't rearrange my face like a Picasso painting in some kind of tribute to your famous namesake, because then I would look very stupid'). Another bad name for a plastic surgeon (or indeed any medical practitioner) would be Dr Demented.
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