THOUGHT
Score: 7.8 / 10 
Oh Yes Siam
Surgeons yesterday managed to separate two conjoined (or 'Siamese') twins yesterday in an operation that lasted over fourteen hours. Yawn. I'm bored with such operations. Why don't they work on the reverse operation where they join people together? Hidden advantage: They wouldn't even have to be twins! Or Siamese! Talk about shattering tired stereotypes.
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