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Score: 7.6 / 10 
A New Year Wish
I would like to wish everybody a prosperous New Year. But then again, I would also like to be able to have strange, telekinetic powers that would enable me to open car doors just by waving my hand at it because imagine how much that would impress the girl you were dating, especially if you then lifted the car up into the air and flew to the drive-in using only the powers of your mind!! That would be cool, but it's not going to happen, so why don't you all just take responsibility for your own year, and quit relying on me for your prosperity! I'm just one man incapable of even the most rudimentary telekinesis. What do you want from me!!
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