THOUGHT
Score: 7 / 10 
New Car
Picked up my new car yesterday and took it for a quick spin. After I'd had my fill of spinning, I took it for a drive. Almost immediately, I was ushered to the side of the road by an elderly man. He coughed pitifully, and urged me to lean closer in to hear his tale. I shan't go into the details of the tale he spun me, but it suffices to say that it involved great misery, troubles and unfettered woe. It ended with an emotional plea for me to give up my new car, lest it cost the life of a small puppy. Disturbing, to be sure, but I suppose that's what you get when you purchase a Nissan Pathosfinder™.
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