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Mr Mosquito
You know, it occurred to me the other night that if I was able to change my superpower I would change to the ability to control mosquitoes. Not only would this power mean that I would never again be bothered by the high whining noise of a mosquito in the dark, late at night, it would also give me a powerful torture weapon should I ever decide to turn my abilities to evil, rather than good. Imagine you were my enemy. What weapon would be more powerful than sending an annoying mosquito to buzz around your head, night after night, until you go completely insane? And if you kill one, what do I care? They are my minions, I'll just send another, and another, and another, until you are forced to kill yourself. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-hahaha-ha-ahah-ahahaha. Also, my name would be Mr Mosquito, Lord of Insanity.
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