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Man Of Steel?

‘Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane!’

Have you ever wondered how Superman could so often be mistaken for birds and planes? Despite how the comic book artists portray him, it’s clear that hemust be hideously mutated in order to be mistaken simultaneously for boththese alternatives. This is hardly surprising, considering that he’s analien from another planet. And, for that matter, a planet so radioactivethat it exploded. To expect him to resemble a human being in any way at allis, upon further examination, transparently ludicrous.

Unless you put a pair of glasses on him, of course. Then he’ll blend rightin.

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