THOUGHT
Score: 8 / 10 
Lowering Our Sights
The thing I like the most about the song Amazing Grace is that the lyricist describes himself as a 'wretch'. There should be more of this low self-esteem in songs. Let's not have We Are The Champions/We Will Rock You. Let's go for 'We Are The Mediocre/We May Rock You'. Or 'Born To Be Mild'. Or 'Member of the Pack'. I mean, come on. Let's set our sights a little lower, people.
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