THOUGHT
Score: 7.3 / 10 
L'ovine
They've done it again. Having solved forevermore all relationship difficulties between modern man and woman, Greg Behrendt and Lis Tuccillo now turn their steely foreshortened gaze to the notoriously unfathomable world of interspecies relationships. If you're a farmyard animal who can read and yet are forgoing the obvious fame and riches this implies because you are instead in love with your farmer and frustrated by his refusal to take you seriously as a romantic option1, then this is the book for you. In good2 bookstores everywhere from today: He's Just Not That Into Ewes.
1 - kudos to the publisher for this highly targetted marketing push
2 - ie, highly suspect
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