THOUGHT
Score: 7.3 / 10 
Let's Beat Cancer
I think scientists and doctors should just give up and admit that they can't cure cancer. Instead, they should focus their efforts on modifying cancer so that instead of affecting good, hard-working, innocent people it only affected, say, Nazis. Or the kids from The Cosby Show. This may seem like an obvious solution to you and me but will the medical community even attempt to adopt it? No. They're far too close-minded. Oh no, don't think laterally. Don't propose alternative treatment methods to our most vexing problems. Don't perform tracheotomies without knowing what you're doing. Fascists.
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