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Score: 8 / 10 
Laughing At The Dead
People say you shouldn't laugh at the dead, but what if the dead person was cremated and, in accordance with their will, their ashes were placed in some form of special hourglass where their falling nature somehow powered a small tape recorder that played a recording of one of the funniest jokes ever? Would it be okay to laugh then? Answer: No it wouldn't, because it's a Jerry Seinfeld joke about taxi drivers and you've heard it before.
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