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Latin Chops
The hard-working team at the Literary Translation Foundation for the Criminally Insane have today unveiled their latest triumph - a single printing of a half Pig Latin/half Shakespearean English version of 'Hamlet'. "We are immensely proud of this work," said spokestranslator Samantha Fox. "And see it as a breakthrough for lovers of Pig Latin/Shakespearean Fusion Text everywhere." There continues to be speculation over what will happen to the one-off copy, with some suggesting it be auctioned online and others proposing it be donated to a museum. "To ebay or not to ebay," said Ms Fox. "That is the estion-quay."
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