THOUGHT
Score: 7.8 / 10 
Knife Fights
If you find yourself in a knife fight with teen-pop sensation Britney Spears, you should attempt to wound, rather than kill her. Because her toe-tapping tunes and fresh-faced outlook on life are just the tonic for a weary planet. If it gets too dangerous, however, kill her. There's no need to sacrifice yourself when we still have Natalie Imbruglia.
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