THOUGHT
Score: 7.5 / 10 
Kids Say...
I think that when you say you like somebody you should also punch them so that they know that you hate them as well. If the world was coloured in red then it would be much redder. Also, I think that frogs can hop and that rabbits are furry. I wish I was a cello.' -- Excerpt from Bill Cosby's new show 'Kids Say The Most F***ed-Up Crazy-S*** Things'
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