THOUGHT
Score: 8.7 / 10 
Just Say No
Received in the mail yesterday a package from the Prime Minister telling me how important it was for me to prevent my children from taking drugs. To be honest, I'm too scared to open this letter. I wasn't even aware I had any children, let alone some drug-crazed punks in trouble with the Feds! And, frankly, I think it's wrong that I'm told in this way.
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