THOUGHT
Score: 7.6 / 10 
It Ain't Fiction
If I was tortured by some crazed Paula Abdul fanatics who wanted me to write a logically consistent proof that her hit song 'Opposites Attract' was the single greatest artistic triumph in history, I would probably escape from this predicament by pretending that I didn't speak English. Alternatively, I would call upon my mynah-bird slaves to come tear them to pieces. One way or another, though, that proof's not being written.
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