Invasion Tactics
If I were the leader of an alien race who wanted to invade Earth, I’d first send in a scout who would go on all the TV talk shows and claim that he was J.R.R. Tolkien, author of ‘Lord of the Rings’. I don’t think the earthlings would be fooled by his claims but I think it would cause a great deal of squabbling and in-fighting, leaving the humans ill-prepared for the second wave of our invasion (which may or may not involve the impersonation of dead fantasy writers).
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Posted: December 21st, 1999 under thoughts.
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