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Score: 7.8 / 10 
Hunger Strike
I'm going on a hunger strike to protest the prevalence of eating disorders in our society. Because I feel that something should be done. Something also needs to be done about pyromania. To this end, I propose that Lou Bega sets himself on fire, because, frankly, I'm sick of his libidinous lifestyle. Commit or burn, you mambo-ing freakshow!... All right... a little bit of hellfire... that's what we need.
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