THOUGHT
Score: 7.9 / 10 
The Horror! The Horror!
I would like to see a horror movie about a serial killer named Rudy, who is Reader's Digest number one Novel Condenser during the day, but an insane serial killer by night who specialises in butchering girl guides. Actually, I don't need to see the movie. I just want to see a preview of the movie where that guy (you know, the one with the voice) ominously intones 'Rudolph, with your prose so tight, won't you slay my guide tonight?'
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