Hitler’s Head
If I was in some kind of horrific accident where I was decapitated and the doctors somehow managed to keep my head alive by placing it in some new medical fluid so that I was just a head, but alive in a tank, I’d be worried about the fact that I couldn’t shave myself. Because what if you got some immature nurse looking after you and she decides to give you a Hitler moustache and then some passing medical students see your head in the tank and say ‘It’s Hitler, get him!’ and you try and explain that you’re not Hitler but they don’t listen because you have no vocal cords to speak of and, besides, the moustache, and then they take you out of the tank and start playing volleyball with your head?! That would suck!
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Posted: August 24th, 1999 under thoughts.
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