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Score: 8 / 10 
Geology Can Be Fun
If I was so disgustingly rich that I didn't know what to do with my money (ie like Kenny Loggins or one of Dexy's Midnight Runners) and I was forced by the Government to become a geologist, I think I'd invest my money into secretly inserting a microchip into every rock on Earth so that the rocks could talk. I would then burst into the world of geology with my revolutionary new rock language theories and really stir things up out there. Because, let's face it, otherwise it would be as boring as batshit. I'd also focus my energies on reuniting the three disciplines of geology, geometry and geography. Because somebody has to. They won't just reunite themselves you know. I realise that this scenario is one I'm unlikely to be confronted with but it helps me sleep at night to know I have a workable plan if ever I am confronted with it.
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