Fish Story 1
If you are a fish and somebody gives you a tie for your birthday you’d probably think to yourself ‘What kind of stupid present is this? I have no neck. This thing will always be slipping off me. I’m underwater all the time. The pattern’s hideous. What a complete rip-off.’ But you’d say ‘Thank you very much for your thoughtful present.’ Because even if you’re a fish manners cost nothing.
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Posted: November 12th, 1999 under thoughts.
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