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Fashion
What does the phrase 'fashionably late' mean? I always thought that it was quite rude to be unpunctual. What other kinds of rudeness are fashionable? Can you fashionably scream abuse? Can you fashionably injure ducklings? Can one be fashionably foul-mouthed?
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