THOUGHT
Score: 7.9 / 10 
Eat Me
If I was a head chef in a restaurant and was training a new apprentice, I'd let them cook up the appropriate order from the menu, pass my eye carefully over it and say 'Well, you've really made a meal of this'. And then stride purposefully away and refuse to clarify my comment or how it should be interpreted. Sometimes it's fun to mess with people's heads like that.
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