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The Downside Of Invisibility
A lot of people wish they were invisible. They think that being invisible is really cool. But consider this: what if you fall in a river and start to drown? Nobody will rescue you. Nobody will even notice. They'll simply think that it's turbulence or something. So be careful what you wish for. And next time you decide to 'shoot the rapids' in a canoe, Kevin Bacon-style, spare a thought for all those poor little drowning invisible bastards that are giving you such a 'rush'.
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