THOUGHT
Score: 8.1 / 10 
Do Not Smile
The hard-working technicians of the Attitude Advisory Academy who brought us 'turn that frown upside-down' are now trialling a number of enhancements to the theme including: 'turn that pout inside out', 'hide that sneer behind your ear' and 'transfer your scowl to a nearby owl'. Is this yet another step towards a society where, at every turn, people are constantly demanding increasingly ludicrous facial contortions from one another? Let's hope so.
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