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Score: 8.1 / 10 
Disgusting
On the way to work this morning, I saw a woman, collecting money in a large bucket in a bid to send our Paralympians to Salt Lake City. Now, I'm sorry, but this is sick. What kind of society shamelessly threatens disabled people with deportation?!? They did their best. So they can't run particularly fast... or well... or at all... is that a reason to shun them? Why not instead develop bionic prosthetics that enable them to become almost superhuman, and arm them with stealth technology and the latest in bioweaponry to enable them to efficiently hunt down and slaughter close-minded bigots such as the woman I saw this morning? It's called lateral thinking, people.
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