THOUGHT
Score: 7.4 / 10 
Dis Chord
When I was a kid, my next door neighbour Jasper was renowned throughout the local community as a guitar-playing prodigy. People used to say he had more talent in his little finger than most guitarists have in their entire body. And they were right. Because after I chopped that finger off one bored summer afternoon just about everybody agreed he was nowhere near as good.
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