THOUGHT
Score: 8.2 / 10 
Dem Bones
I wish there were more bones named after emotions. Having a 'funny' bone is fine, but I want an 'angry' bone as well. I think your angry bone should be in your thumb so when you hit yourself in the thumb with a hammer and start swearing profusely, somebody could say 'what's struck his angry bone?' and then somebody else could say 'the hammer' and maybe that would strike their collective funny bones (despite not being particularly amusing) and they could laugh and laugh and you could swear and swear and people who could hear you but not see you might just think it was an Eddie Murphy routine.
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